Sexy quotes : cuz life is too short to be blind

Daphne: Don't tell me that you've never used sex to get what you want
Frasier: Men can't use sex to get what we want. Sex *IS* what we want.
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Grab them by the balls -- the hearts and minds will follow.
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Women can fake orgasms. Men, on the other hand, can fake whole
fucking relationship.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be
beating a dead horse.
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Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions....
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Lister: Love is what separates us from the animals
Rimmer: No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our genitals.
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1. Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
2. It isn't dancing if I can't hold her close.
3. Stupid people shouldn't breed.
4. Children are a sexually transmitted disease.
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